Join the United Aspects of Satan:

These are the questions but we are not taking new members at this time:

 

1)      Are you doing this because you think it will make you rich?

2)      Do you believe in a god or gods?

3)      Do you believe Satan is an actual being or just metaphor and symbolism?

4)      Do you believe in demons, ghosts, or other supernatural entities?

5)      Do you believe in actual magic, like being able to change reality with your mind?

6)      Did you read the book, “The Satanic Narratives: A Modern Satanic Bible”?

7)      Did you understand the book, “The Satanic Narratives: A Modern Satanic Bible”?

8)      Do you at least mostly agree with the contents of the book, “The Satanic Narratives: A Modern Satanic Bible”?

9)      In the book I cover ethics and moral philosophy. Do you accept what is laid out there?

10)     Does the aforementioned ethics and moral philosophy accurately describe the way you actually live your life?

11)     Do you accept The Baphomet Principle, (Self-motivation balanced with compassion and reason, in all things) and all that entails?